If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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