I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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