is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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