discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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