How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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