You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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