doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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