Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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