I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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