I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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