It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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