I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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