so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i out mim tonsoeep
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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