I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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