I wish i was in the wii world.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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