im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The feeling are messing with the penis
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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