so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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