if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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