All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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