i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I look better un-naked...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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