i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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