Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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