thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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