I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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