so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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