I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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