I need help removing her.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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