i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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