you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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