I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
