Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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