The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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