Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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