i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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