Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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