Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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