Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Barsexuality is the new black.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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