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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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