And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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