I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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