I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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