what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
