Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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