I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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