IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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