What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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