It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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