so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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