This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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