I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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