she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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