He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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