He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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