don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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