your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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