so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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