fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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