im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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